Channel Videos from The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

More of the Most Awkward Dating Show Ever
271,979 views - 07/08/20
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The Last of Us 2 Isn't That Bad - You Guys Are Just Dumb
775,942 views - 06/25/20
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Twilight Breaking Dawn - Cosmonaut Picture Show
531,303 views - 06/09/20
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Twilight: New Moon and Eclipse - Cosmonaut Picture Show
664,206 views - 05/20/20
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Clone Wars Season 7 Didn't Need 12 Episodes
389,882 views - 05/08/20
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Watching Twilight for the First Time (Not Clickbait)
781,834 views - 04/29/20
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Final Fantasy 7 Remake - Both Brilliant and Flawed
307,528 views - 04/22/20
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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within - The Weirdest Movie We've Watched
336,607 views - 04/15/20
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Resident Evil 3 is Really Disappointing
359,173 views - 04/04/20
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Catwoman - The Worst Superhero Movie Ever Made?
832,973 views - 03/16/20
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The Last Airbender is the Worst Thing We've Seen So Far
1,170,165 views - 02/19/20
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Cosmonaut Quickie
445,824 views - 02/17/20
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Birds of Prey - Cosmonaut Quickie
562,885 views - 02/09/20
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Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 3 - The Disney Movies
1,734,403 views - 12/31/19
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Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 2 - The Prequels
1,867,549 views - 12/16/19
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Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 1 - The Original Trilogy
1,205,096 views - 11/30/19
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HBO's Watchmen is Fine, You Guys Are Just Mean
665,483 views - 11/12/19
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The Lighthouse is a Masterpiece
340,772 views - 10/31/19
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Shrektober 2 - Revengeance
321,231 views - 10/27/19
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Darkplace - The Best (fake) Horror Show Ever
326,790 views - 10/18/19
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Joker is Really Good
705,847 views - 10/06/19
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Tall Girl is a BAD PERSON
1,910,485 views - 10/01/19
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It Chapter 2 - Kind of a Let Down
485,099 views - 09/10/19
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Daredevil - The Worst Superhero Movie Ever Made?
1,624,896 views - 09/02/19
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Cosmonaut Tabletop - Dungeons and Dragons Ep. 1
129,097 views - 08/19/19
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I Became a Fast and Furious Fan in One Week - And You Can Too
848,559 views - 08/06/19
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Why Stranger Things Should Have Ended After Season One
1,391,906 views - 07/18/19
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Guys, Far From Home is So Good
1,254,407 views - 07/03/19
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Toy Story 4 - Cosmonaut Quickie
440,578 views - 06/24/19
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The Street Fighter Movie is Actually GOOD?
582,156 views - 06/17/19
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Game of Thrones - How to Ruin a Great Show
3,928,976 views - 05/20/19
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Detective Pikachu - The First DECENT Video Game Movie
487,040 views - 05/10/19
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Avengers Endgame - Super Spoiler Review
1,309,512 views - 05/01/19
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One Marvelous Scene - The Farm
1,271,213 views - 04/24/19
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Shazam! - Finally a Good DCEU Movie
673,479 views - 04/08/19
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Aquaman - Cosmonaut Quickie
492,414 views - 04/01/19
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The Crimes of Grindelwald - Ruining a Franchise
4,244,790 views - 03/20/19
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The Problem With Captain Marvel
1,379,492 views - 03/08/19
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Alita Battle Angel - Anime Movies Still Don't Work
349,510 views - 02/26/19
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The Most Awkward Dating Show Ever
965,592 views - 02/21/19
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Kingdom Hearts 3 - Why it Sucks
1,228,480 views - 02/05/19
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Drunk Video Game Lore - Kingdom Hearts
275,313 views - 01/25/19
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What's the Deal With Bird Box
1,880,430 views - 01/01/19
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Into the Spider-Verse: Yeah Its Good
959,228 views - 12/18/18
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Neo Yokio Pink Christmas - It Still Sucks
214,226 views - 12/11/18
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Why You Should Play Fighting Games - And How
1,255,019 views - 12/02/18
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Video Game Movies - Why They Always Suck
820,912 views - 11/18/18
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Castlevania Season 2 Review - What Games To Play (For New Fans)
161,295 views - 11/08/18
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Dragon Ball - The Best Arc in Shonen History (reupload)
1,035,227 views - 11/07/18
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Shrektober - The Shrekening
546,607 views - 10/31/18
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Halloween (2018) - Worth Watching?
209,949 views - 10/25/18
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The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made
1,305,670 views - 10/14/18
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Venom - About as Bad as You Expect
1,377,160 views - 10/04/18
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Superbad - The Greatest Teen Comedy of All Time
1,820,451 views - 09/29/18
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Spider-Man PS4 - The Good, The Bad, and the Amazing
1,378,139 views - 09/16/18
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The Amazing Spider-Man 1&2 - Worse Than You Can Even Imagine
10,127,986 views - 09/02/18
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Announcing Cosmonaut Tabletop: The NEW Cosmonaut Roleplaying Podcast (ep.1)
47,893 views - 08/20/18
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Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember
7,712,486 views - 08/08/18
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Teen Titans Go is Cute - You Guys Are Just Mean
338,760 views - 07/29/18
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Comic-Con Trailer Recap (Clone Wars Season 7 Reaction)
291,424 views - 07/24/18
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Dungeons and Cosmonauts: STAR WARS EDITION (stream archive)
61,101 views - 07/15/18
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Ant Man & the Wasp - Worth Seeing?
648,700 views - 07/14/18
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The Actual Best Spider-Man Game
1,054,133 views - 07/07/18
This one is for you, Steve Thanks to Chase and the boys at Gamers Inc. for hooking me up with a copy of the game! Patreon:...
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Super Mario Brothers: The Movie - Cosmonaut Picture Show
453,486 views - 06/30/18
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The Marvel Cinematic Universe - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (Pt. 3)
2,531,701 views - 06/14/18
PART ONE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBdMcszVMcg PART TWO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUl7y9qNZqQ Infinity War review:...
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Solo is Fun - You Guys Are Just Mean
624,608 views - 06/03/18
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The Marvel Cinematic Universe - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (Pt. 2)
3,292,118 views - 05/27/18
Sorry it took a while. I got sick. Civil War is in this one. PART ONE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBdMcszVMcg Patreon:...
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The Marvel Cinematic Universe - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (Pt. 1)
3,810,577 views - 05/13/18
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Infinity War - Changing the Marvel Formula
893,645 views - 04/29/18
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Star Wars Rebels - Was it Worth it?
1,778,823 views - 04/19/18
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Ready Player One - Does it Suck or Not?
673,722 views - 04/09/18
I know this took me forever leave me alone I was at PAX Also Warner Bros didn't like me uploading this the first time so I had to color...
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Pacific Rim Uprising - An Unworthy Sequel
809,104 views - 03/27/18
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The Strange, Scary World of Adult Parodies
214,699 views - 03/22/18
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Dragonball Evolution - Cosmonaut Picture Show
1,009,173 views - 03/02/18
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The (Many) Problems With Black Panther
1,321,901 views - 02/20/18
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The Cloverfield Paradox - Why it Sucks
1,019,222 views - 02/12/18
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Human Fart Flat - Cosmonaut Bonus Reel
55,535 views - 02/05/18
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DBFZ - The Greatest Fighting Game EVER MADE?
468,089 views - 01/31/18
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Most Anticipated Games of 2018
158,429 views - 01/23/18
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Watch Devilman Crybaby, You Coward
571,064 views - 01/13/18
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Bright (2017) - A Hot Mess of a Movie
2,358,517 views - 12/31/17
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TWITCH STREAMING UPDATE!
11,382 views - 12/22/17
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The Last Jedi - The Most POLARIZING Star Wars Movie
1,940,627 views - 12/19/17
You may be noticing the color grading and grain on some of the footage. That's so Disney doesn't try to demonetize me. Apologies :^) I...
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Battlefront is Boring?
1,022,472 views - 12/14/17
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(Archive) 100k SUBSCRIBER D&D STREAM!!
20,073 views - 12/09/17
Originally aired 12/8/2017 Watch the ludicrous 9-hour Dungeons and Dragons stream to celebrate the Cosmonauts hitting 100k subscribers!...
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Good Burger - Horror of the Old Gods
867,430 views - 12/02/17
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The Problem With DC's Heroes
7,029,907 views - 11/26/17
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The Cosmonaut Variety Podcast - The Timeless Episode
43,614 views - 11/21/17
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The (Only) Problem With Thor Ragnarok
1,410,436 views - 11/10/17
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It's Okay to Like The Force Awakens
1,753,988 views - 10/28/17
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Blade Runner 2049 - Not Your Average Hollywood Sequel
431,800 views - 10/14/17
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Neo Yokio: Why it Sucks
880,444 views - 09/30/17
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The Problem with Destiny 2
698,860 views - 09/16/17
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Death Note (2017) - Why it Sucks
3,129,452 views - 09/02/17
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Designated Driving: The Lost Legacy
61,779 views - 08/26/17
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Why You Should Play Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice
347,959 views - 08/19/17
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Game of Spoilers - A Telltale Series
244,259 views - 08/12/17
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Cosmonaut Theatrical Trailer #2 (late 50k subs edition)
42,600 views - 08/09/17
Yeah, so as of posting this we actually have almost 70k but still. Thanks to everyone for joining us on this space odyssey! Our last...
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Star Wars: Rebels - Why it Sucks
4,389,605 views - 07/29/17
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Why You Should Watch Castlevania (Netflix) - Cosmonaut Quickie
303,193 views - 07/15/17
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Why Spider-Man: Homecoming is the Best MCU Movie
1,918,775 views - 07/08/17
New videos every week! Music used Marvel Super Heroes - Themes of Spider-Man, Doctor Doom, and Captain America Supaidaman OP1...
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